Despite the soul crunching news this week that the Big10 and Pac12 will not have a college football season this year, there are 17 MLB games, 4 NHL games, 1 NBA game, and a full UFC card to take my mind off the fact I haven’t been laid in half a year. Laugh now…Cry….. Later……bAby.
Memphis Grizzlies vs. Portland Trailblazers (Under 232)
Tons of reverse line movement here and it makes complete sense. Everyone thinks this game is going to be a shootout with Dame going for 80+. As a result, over 70% of bet slips are being placed on the over here. Despite all that volume, the line has actually gone down from 233.5 at open to as low as 230.5. While the Blazers play no defense, in an elimination game the effort will be there and this game goes waaaaaaay under.
Pheonix Coyotes vs. Colorado Avalanche (-175)
Now to a real sport. I have bet on the Avalanche every game since the restart who are 4-1. The way this team cycles the puck, I’m likely to bet on them every game until they win the Stanley Cup. Fucking beauties.
Vegas Golden Knights vs. Chicago Blackhawks (+165)
The Knights are massive favorites in this series for good reason, but I don’t see them straight sweeping that creep fuck Patrick Kane and the Blackhawks. Likely a gentleman sweet, out of respect. Take the +EV money here for the Blackhawks to steal this one.
UFC Card
Now to the main event. Love this card.
Sean O’Malley (-286) You’re out of your mind to bet against this psycho.
Daniel Cormier (-115) Simply out of re2pect.
Jairzinho Rozenstruik (-124) If you can’t pronounce a fighters name, bet on him.
Merab Dvalishvili (-240) *refer to the reasoning above*
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